It isn’t fair

No, it IS fair. I understand what you want it ALL, and you want a homeless man to have nothing, not even a hair. But it is fair, go eat your salad, baldy.

The guy from Terminator was sent to the past just to be able to work longer.

Why bother? Not like they forget to switch off the lights or water. Let them roam. Unless they do that irritating chains rattling of course…

Eh… Dog?

7:00 – breakfast
8:00 – continue to sleep

Groblok: Groblok has fist. You, mocking puny human from the future, has a face. Groblok clever. Groblok can fix problems with tools that are present. Groblok is going to fix your face, mocking human.

The saddest fun ever :)

Your lack of Star Wars pillow is disturbing.

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

Then poop the shit

Or in hope that they will start flying to shit on the neighbour’s roof instead of your car.

If we had a reason and the ability to stack all elephants on top of each other, we wouldn’t ask about their opinion on the process.

Don’t be sad: there will be another tomorrow tomorrow.

I prescribe you 2 weeks of vim therapy. No other editors except for vi/vim for 2 weeks. You’re sick!

A few ones?

Incidents?

Germans?

Nobody wants to be like those “special needs” users.

You prefer eating lilo?

I couldn’t care less about your appointment problems so I can say “go fuck yourself” without hesitation.