spicy pancake

love a good necromancy-on-an-ancient-mummy of a meme

I hate functional mentally healthy adults!
please

“the only solution is being responsible” well fuck guess I’m SOL

instructions unclear, my prescription erased my appetite and now all my food goes bad

I wonder if you could get a better flavor profile by brewing tea with hot coffee rather than brewing and adding separately (possibly not due to temperature and osmotic pressure)

I was like “this reminds me of Hardcore Henry, badass!” and lo and behold Ilya Naishuller is both the director and in this band

i have just discovered something cool ty

doubtless some of the gay male and asexual scientists would get distracted by fashion ideas for the boob havers

“I know we’re supposed to be gathering data rn but like have you ever tried a bullet bra? Cuz you have the perfect breast tissue shape and proportions to fucking rock that shit. Oh you’re in a Madonna cover band!? That rules, when are you playing next!?”

and thus the research is once again derailed, even non sexually

solution: assign gay male and/or asexual scientists

here to rep “through the magic of having a broken one…!”

you’re one post off in the feed friend :]

this is why i pray for benevolent alien and/or AI takeover

“cOmMuNisM wOuLdN’t WoRk BeCaUsE hUmAnS aReN’t MoTiVaTeD wItHoUt MonEy!!!”

don’t forget the -9

Yeah that’s why I wish things were better managed in general, so that we could all avoid over- and under-manned jobs :[

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5936465

It’s moreso saying they’d rather suffer a disproportionate workload than deal with group work, for better or worse. It also has the subcommentary that a lot of workloads have their personnel requirements overestimated, or that sometimes interpersonal inefficiency/friction/etc. can turn a 1-person job into an artificially higher workload.

us emachines and gateway kids grew up to be lightweight distro enthusiasts

like now my laptop has 16 gigs RAM, quad core fuck even knows GHz processor, and a GPU but if a process starts using >2% of my resources i will

-killall -9

it from orbit

me after installing Ubuntu because it was the only other OS I’d ever heard of, because I accidentally nuked my Windows Vista install by trying to overclock the CPU in a Gateway laptop:

they figure out how to federate with usenet and we’ll have a nerd apocalypse

those are awesome and they definitely count as programming socks 11/10