The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.

For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.