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I’m an nba fan and I went from watching players 15 years older than me to players 20 years younger than me.

And when you comment on the post asking how much, they respond with “DM for price”.

Yep. We call some of our neighbors:

• Boy-next-door (he’s actually a dude in his 50s)
• Stilgar (because he kinda resembles Javier Bardem’s Stilgar)
• Boom boom house (because they have those obnoxious subwoofers in their car and you can hear them coming from a mile away)
• Barn house (because the paint color of their house makes it look like a barn)
• Young couple (they look like our age and have no kids, although I think we’re pretty much older than them)
• Karen (no explanation needed. We all have the neighborhood Karen. Thankfully she’s several streets away and we only feel her presence in the neighborhood group chat)

I installed Mint on an old laptop and had sound issues with external speakers. Spent 30 mins trouble shooting until I realized there was something with the port that if you fully pushed in the aux cable, it went in too much and the contacts don’t fully meet. There was a sweet spot where the cord is plugged in correctly but not pushed in too much.

I was on linkedin last night and saw Canonical is actually hiring and there are a lot of open positions.

That’s my wife glancing at me every 10 seconds to check if I fell asleep.

I put it under the seat during takeoff/landing, then move it under my legs the rest of the flight. Frees up space for your feet while providing additional support under your legs.

That’s a corndog bleu.

The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

Maybe Avid? There are some of them that just have pre-heated Jimmy Dean biscuit sandwiches and some muffins and fruits. Although the last one I’ve been to was relatively new and they had fresh scrambled eggs and sausages.

It’s the Holiday Inn Express ones that usually have bacon, depending on the location.

This is me because it’s my turn to be on call this week, so I’m excited for the week to be over.

Mine doesn’t, but it does have a feature where it adjusts the volume based on speed to compensate for road noise. It’s pretty nice.

The worst is when clicking the “give feedback” button opens up your email client to compose a message.

Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.

The fact you recognize that means you’re not the arrogant “intelligent” guy in the meme.

Theaters should’ve locked the doors and only let them out only after they cleaned up their own mess.

From Dusk Till Dawn. Salma Hayek pours tequila down her leg and he sucks her toes.

From Dusk Till Dawn. Salma Hayek pours tequila down her leg and he sucks her toes.

Honestly, following gossip about people you’re actually connected with is still better than random accounts, pages, and posts you don’t follow being forced on your feed.