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    21 hours ago

    Could you imagine?

    “For the crimes of economy-scale larceny, murder, environmental collapse, bribery, tax evasion, and, uhh, sexual battery of a pack of golden retrievers, how do you plea?”

    “C’mon, I’m just a little guy!”

    “D’aww”