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- Wedges
- Curly
- Zigzag
- Shoestring
- Waffle
- Tots
- Sweet Potato (not a potato but closer than an onion)
- Onion Rings (not a potato, would be 3 otherwise)
Whatever anyone’s opinion on this, ONION RINGS DO NOT BELONG HERE, they are NOT POTATOS
they’re fried
I’ve tried onion rings at at least 5 different resteraunts. All of them just tasted like heart failure. Don’t know how they are popular.
You must not have had them with barbeque sauce
OK. I’ll try ONE more time…
doctors hate this one trick…?
Sweet potatoes aren’t potatoes either.
Yes this screams of shitpost.
They are orthogonal to the potato axis.
Okay, two of them aren’t even the same vegetable.
- Shoestrings
- Tots
- Wedges (but not the ones in this picture)
- Onion Rings (they’d be higher on the list but they’re not potatoes)
- Waffle
- Curly
- Zigzag (why do they always suck so much? In theory they should be great. Also why are they always sold at public swimming pools?)
- Sweet potato
Anything in the list gets to move up +1 when chicken salt is added if the other contenders don’t, except sweet potato or onion rings.
5 8 7 2 4 1 6 3
Shoestring, Onion Ring, Waffle, Tots, Curly, Wedges, Zigzag, Sweet Potato
Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!
It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.
Sweet potato is at the bottom. If you disagree with me, you’re an idiot.
Ok, but I’m an idiot with happy taste buds.
You make me sick
Look at it this way, I’ll eat the stuff you don’t like so there’s more of the stuff you DO like!
You may be an idiot but you’re not stupid
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And those are JoJos…
This
With Belgian mayonaise!
And I’m Dutch so I’m not even biased.
Yes. Vlaamse frieten zijn superieur.
Why Vlaamse? Good fries also in Brussels and Wallonia
Yes but they refuse to learn Dutch and nobody should be force to order in French
Because it is the Dutch term for Belgian fries.
Is that the same thing sold as “frite sauce”? That stuff is the food of the gods
I’m not an expert but I think frite sauce is basically mayonnaise with cheaper ingredients. To call something mayonnaise (at least in the Netherlands) it must contain 70% oil and 5% egg (yolk).
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1st: Curly
2nd: Waffle
3rd: Shoestring
4th: Wedges
5th: Tater Tots
6th: Zig Zag
7th: Onion Rings
8th: Sweet Potato Fries
I genuinely love all of these, and struggled to rank them. Just a total potato gremlin.
These rankings also depend a lot on the source. So I just went with the best I’ve tasted of each.
I love all of these, not gonna lie.
Ok there’s another factor here and that’s taking into account the dipping sauce if any.
Crinkle cut without sauce? Bland. With a good sauce? Those little accordion fucks hold way more than shoestring.
Zigzag
Uh, it’s crinkle cut and someone will die on my hill.
Our hill.
And my axe
And my bow 🏹
Rank is less important than the presence or absence of chicken salt.
My vote is on number 10: Röstis
5,3,8,4,7,2,6,1
