Eh, it’s mostly fantasy.

In many cases it isn’t.

I’ll raise you the post: https://lemmy.zip/post/27442973

Argentinian crazy ants are winning the meta.

What are they talking about?

Anyone can learn to use an office suite on their own

My sweet summer child, if only that were the case…

Weird flex, but OK.

You can forensically link a typed text to the typewriter that wrote it.

Roman wine at the time was watered down, sweetened with lead, and I think had herbs added. Not sure about Jewish wine then. But I say, rehydrate the raisins in wine and you’re close enough.

That’s why you get Cookie Auto Delete.

I’ve been pronouncing naked as baked for a while now. Thankfully it doesn’t come up in conversation as often.

Gotcha. I wish more languages were like German in their adherence to letter-phoneme pairing.

My mother tongue very rarely completely mutes the sound of letters. More often, they are just deadened. So I can’t help but pronounce a little bit of G at the beginning of those words.

Wait wait wait… How are baked and naked supposed to be pronounced?

Funny you mention Germanic languages, given how deterministic German itself is on pronunciation of letters.

Ow my back. Is my hair thinning? Why can’t I get a good night’s sleep? Oh look, a sale on wall stain removers!

Let the motherfucker burn! Burn motherfucker!

POSIX shell sucks ass. Just because there are many worse options doesn’t make it any better.

Not on the company managed installs. They only allow a couple of plugins. Not that my colleagues would know what they’re missing.

I see it all the time at work: all the boomers rawdogging the web on Edge, like the company IT department intended.