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minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·24 hours agoWhy did you set up your sprinklers so that they spray water on people walking on the sidewalk? Fuck 'em, that’s why!
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 hours agoEveryone knows the sidewalk is just a leftover from a time long before cars “saved” us from needing such things. They aren’t supposed to be used anymore.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·23 hours agoGotta hit that landing strip between the sidewalk and the curb!
Why did you set up your sprinklers so that they spray water on people walking on the sidewalk?
Fuck 'em, that’s why!
Everyone knows the sidewalk is just a leftover from a time long before cars “saved” us from needing such things. They aren’t supposed to be used anymore.
Gotta hit that landing strip between the sidewalk and the curb!