I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.
you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.
I love to serve.
You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.
Mine doesn’t even have beer. Still worth it.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.
They are on isle 67
Kirkland Signature ring!
A keeper.
Treasure this woman.
Wifey material right there
I’d be on the knee then and there.
I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡
Seriously though! You HAD family in Chicago, but after that recommendation… no you don’t 😉
I definitely miss when my family had membership there. Yes it absolutely looked like a warehouse with how high things were stacked, but the products are worth it and the free samples were always good to kit me.
Costco is amazing, but you go there to buy what they have, not what you necessarily want like other stores. Every product they carry is tested for quality before they buy, they only buy products that they can obtain a good value for. So you don’t have to worry about anything you buy, even if it sucks, they have a no question return policy. If the brand you wanted isn’t at Costco, it’s likely because the alternative they stock is better.
We did a case study about Costco and the amount of product and supply chain research they do is crazy.
I read a write up in consumer reports about profit margins for various stores, and Costco had consistently lower profit margins than the competition. They make most of their money on membership fees.
Well they also pay their employees well, or at least used to. I remember being in the job hunt like almost 2 decades ago and they were paying 2.5x minimum wage for their lowest cashier/cart person positions.
I just looked it up and they haven’t kept up with inflation unfortunately… Although neither has some of the minimum wages.
They don’t carry the hot fries chips 😭
“kit” 😭 tiny fuzzlord liked the snackies. i think i’m manic
She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would
Sam’s Club is stupid cheap, don’t have to be a member.
“$8 for a whole pizza and a monster Coke!”
And your date is a cute, young, Asian girl? I am not seeing the issue here.
I’m hoping that the original author of the image (likely a snap or snap story) was kidding. Perhaps they were already together a long time before this and it’s just an inside joke. Otherwise, the “…” at the end signals disappointment in what I must say seems like an awesome first date experience? Girl doesn’t want to go to a super expensive restaurant, is cute, and isn’t afraid of eating pizza without cutlery in front of her date? First impression: She seems awesome.
The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.
It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.
Nope, I literally got pizza without a membership yesterday. The pharmacy is also required to be open to the public, and is consistently one of the cheapest in my area. Just tell the door person that you’re there for the pharmacy or the pizza, and they’ll wave you through without any hassle.
Looks like the food court thing isn’t everywhere, but it is at my local Costcos and lots of others.They changed the policy in 2024.
Pharmacy, eye doc, hearing aids and liquor are all allowed here for non members, but that’s all state law.
Wait… You mean you have to have a membership for pizza and a drink now? Really? What about Sam’s club?
Yup. Not sure if it’s company wide, but it’s true at all my local Costco’s.
I don’t have a Sams club nearby, so I can’t speak to that.
