Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoTerrible ideareddthat.comimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down14
arrow-up1590arrow-down1imageTerrible ideareddthat.comLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoMeh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
minus-squareDicska@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoAnd leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoJust like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.