There’s a whole community for this garbage at feddit.org/c/nicole
I recommend you all post this crap there instead of in memes. This isn’t a meme. It’s spam. And I don’t really need to see it more than I already get in my DMs.
All those notifications… How do you live with yourself?
ADHD is a bitch. I mean to check them and then I end up playing horror games instead and feel too tired or depressed to do so.
I have ADHD too. My method of clearing that backlog when it’s too much or the discussion has turned stupid I just hit “mark all as read” in the top right corner (assuming this is voyager too). Then the mind is cleared
Yeah I usually do that but I’m also lazy. I’m doing it now. Thanks!
I feel that Holmes… nervously glances at hundreds of browser tabs and thousands of unread emails
Holy shit, 91 notifications? How does one achieve this raw POWER?
Be amusing
Even better, be wrong about something.
Finally, something achievable.
Next option.
Feet
I got a DM from her today, but I don’t get it, who’s she?
She is Nicole, the patron saint of Lemmy. If she appears in your inbox you are truly blessed and worthy of the title of “Shitposter”.
I guess Lemmy is getting popular now that it’s being targeted for spam.
Aww, she’s sad because nobody’s taking to her.
I’m pretty sure If I tried she’d be friendly at first, until she needs me to wire her $10,000 with Western Union so she can fly out to see me.
I actually think it might not be financial. All of the photos of her are screenshots from a webcam, and the linked matrix basically doxes her workplace. I unfortunately get the vibe that she’s being harassed.
Damn, now I feel bad.
Then she’d be friendlier right?
Maybe after I realize she is actually a dude from Nigeria who fucked off with all my money.
What are you talking about? She’s a Polish girl from Toronto (29 y/o), it says so right there!
actually i messaged nicole days ago and so far no response at all :<
I’ve got four different variants. Two of her in the grey top / hoodie but from different angles, one with her wearing the red top that almost looks like a Spider-Man hoodie at first glance, and now this latest variant with her wearing black.
Like trading cards!
Lucky, I’ve got this one and two identical gray top ones.
I’m genuinely annoyed about this now.
First time?
I got my first DM from “her” today as well! I was feeling left out.
I felt that way too until I checked my dms just to be extra sure and noticed that I got one a month ago. Somehow it was marked as read. Felt good getting one at the early phases of the hype. Haven’t gotten one since though
That’s a better picture than I got. Mr Incredible lookin’ ass lol.
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