Soda is really expensive. Ben & Jerry’s is pricey. Gatorade is expensive. Brand name cereal is expensive. Etc… they aren’t buying fresh fruit, rice, refried beans, you know, things that are still pretty reasonably priced but don’t taste as good.

Lol reminds me of the 4chan one. Bond burger?

Someone asked me if I preferred breasts or thighs. I told them I was more into anal fisting and now I’m banned from KFC.

Playing capture the flag with Shia LeBoof was kinda fun tho