I don’t like the sound of fermented cabbage either.

I assume yours would be lame as most of these are?

On paper, the rock has the disadvantage

Fun fact: A canary is named after a dog.

The Canary islands are named thusly because the romans found many wild dogs there, baking them ‘the islands of the dogs’ (canis).

Swingline pinky

‘So he handed me an empty bag and charged me the price of the entire chicken’

Pigs feet is a French delicacy.

Do with that information as you see fit.

Sports events are really proof of the powerlessness of God, as every player and every supporter prays for their team to win, yet only one does.

Thank you for your service

The kebab sign used to have a eastern European mystical connotation before the Germans misappropriated it.

When I read this I thought about whacky wheels, but could not remember the name, thanks!

He seems a tad lively for a Rasputin impersonator tho