They’re re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive… https://youtube.com/@jeditalk

The Dude Abides.

‘I can quit blue milk any time I like’ - Stormtrooper Lewis.

Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?

I chose cheerful nihilism a long time ago.

When that was going around I saw it as black and blue, and my partner at the time saw it as white and gold. When it was revealed that it was actually the former, I made a comment something like “I guess the difference is I see things as they actually are”, which got me a sharp look. :)

Is winning breaking security, or ensuring it? I’d say Dave loses every time.

He just wanted to charge his phone.

I have come to learn that if you can think of it, it’s probably already for sale somewhere.

Same here. The dolphin joke is pretty good, too.

If there’s one thing sites like this are good at, it’s flogging a joke to death, sometimes to the point where it becomes funny again. Not quite there yet. ;)

Wait 'til you hear him tell it.

Or the poles swapping.

I’m 55, and this is my retirement plan.

So? Not your fault you had to go to a pointless meeting. Leave at the normal time.

The phrase ‘act your wage’ springs to mind. I realised you probably care deeply about the students, but it sounds like you need to care a little bit more deeply about yourself and stop letting them exploit you. Understaffing is management’s problem, not yours.

Do whatever you want, mate. Decline the meeting?

Meetings are the viable alternative to work. Meetings that you don’t need to contribute to are even better. Take a break. Catch some zees.

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At that point, you can read them again.

You’ll have to pry my Pratchett collection from my cold, dead hands.