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Cake day: April 12th, 2025

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  • i won’t tell you to fuck yourselves, I’ll do it myself …

    next questions

    a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?

    if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?

    do tents count as housing? what about this:

    could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?









  • Reminds me of a joke.

    An inspector is touring a hospital, and as they walk around they see a gorgeous nurse giving a blowjob to a patient. the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor explains “he has a rare condition where he needs to get relieved regularly or be in debilitating pain”, the inspector lets it go and continue,

    then they see someone sitting in the middle of the hallway masturbating.

    the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor says “same condition, different insurance”