There’s rabbit girl, who is this anorexic as fuck lady who runs about 20 miles a day, looks just like a sinewy, starved rabbit hop hop hopping along

Hey smuggle in some of that sweet sweet fentanyl to boost your profits

Which is every morning and most afternoons

Had a disc blow out last month, and I still have XR morphine from my friend dying of cancer, and whoa but this dude is right

But after a few days you really want a more potent opiate. Which, don’t worry, you will still take with the morphine cause you’re dependent now.

Thankfully they did emergency surgery or I’d be on the way to becoming a statistic.

Yep two fingers means “I’m from here” so I love the puzzled looks.

I learned to do this growing up, the two fingers up off the steering wheel, and I instinctively do it in rural areas now, it always cracks my husband up when this gay city dude is waving at country rednecks and they’re waving back