It’s SO sad what happened to him. Imagine having a colostomy because you couldn’t stop doing drugs. Or drowning.

Those are ROUGH. My pug ate some heritage seed peppers called Royal Black. He found them to his liking.

Apparently The Trial is his masterpiece.

I took him in as a stray foster dog who had been found on the street. I’ve spent thousands on his care. I don’t claim they’re healthy at all, but he’s a delightful pet and I’m nursing him through his very geriatric years. I absolutely love him and he was a hilarious monkey back in his younger years. I’m just reminiscing on his funny days because he’s having bad days lately.

He does! Looks like he likes a good meal out.

Yes it also happened in my Canadian city last spring, the first in decades. Unvaccinated of course. FAFO.

How could you get a better name than this?

Just a little bit Italian.

And he ran under the most hilarious political party ticket ever, in the UK of all things.

They’re actually an environmental nightmare. It takes 10000 pounds of rose petals to make a single pound of rose oil, for example. They are poisonous to aquatic life and house pets, flammable, lavender and tea tree oils are endocrine disruptors. I don’t know what problems you think they solve, but I only ever used peppermint oil when I worked in ER and someone rolled in who had shit their pants, a couple of drops inside a mask and you can continue working without throwing up.

I also find you really have to watch your yeast. It might say it’s not expired, but if your dough starts to not rise very well, dump it and get a new one. Yeast is finicky.

Yes once you get the hang of it after a few loaves it’s so easy. I make bread all the time, and so much cheaper too.

They did, it was an AMA.

I was reading some “I am a master shoplifter” threads on Reddit, and honestly I don’t know why people don’t steal more stuff.