More likely both!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

They’re so Cilli for being upset

I don’t, I walk right by the guy with my cart. I just paid for all this shit at the cashier which already took forever due to incompetence, on no less than 20 cameras with their own employee scanning items. They have no authority to hold me there and I already own the items in the cart.

If they accuse me of stealing, they will never get another dollar from me. I hope there are many others like me.

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

If you were born a genius with inattentive mindless parents who basically raised yourself, you’d probably be a bit of a wanker too. He also means well and helps his friends and neighbors through life problems with no expectation of favors in return.

“Give me money and I’ll do shit for you”. Cover letter complete.

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

Sfer fukin rown kerners

Illinois, pronounced Illinoy, is from an ancient Illini Indian word “Iliniwek”, meaning “fuck you white man go away”.

You’ll find many city and land names around America translated loosely as the same, then some white people were probably like iT meAnS lArGe RiVeR and wrote that down instead.

I plan on shitting myself twice a day, every day of the trip. And maybe once again on the airplane, in case I’m bored.

But I comment to other people on the internet, that’s close enough

He’s gonna poop himself if he flexes any harder