My wife gave me a new “smart” shaving machine, it insisted that I use an app to make my shaving more effective - so of course I HAD to try it out, because who doesn’t want to “shave more effectively” (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean). In reality all the app did was to constantly yell and screech at me to “make smaller circular motions”.

Now I’m back to using completely analog safety razors, because fuck literally all of that lol.