Curse you, filthy heretic!

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and saviour, Linus Torvalds?

I was going to say, don’t give them ideas, but the tech bros have already given them all the ideas.

How would one go about making an offline copy of the repos? Asking for a friend.

Yes. My name is 4chan.

I changed the font size in Linux Mint. Does that count?

And just think how quickly you can get them all up and running with NixOS! All those endless hours of learning finally put to good use!

Don’t forget to say “no homo”, though.

Installing Flatseal is hardly a huge chore. But I agree the whole thing should be more seamless.

Warte gefälligst, bis wir zu Hause sind!

Wait, what? Are you trying to say I don’t have to sacrifice a goat every time I start the Linux Mint update manager?

Are you trying to say God isn’t a man? Preposterous! Next thing you’re going to claim Jesus wasn’t blond and blue eyed!

Anyone can install Mint, that’s hardly a big deal.

As a user of Green Ubuntu, I feel personally attacked.

Just save yourself the hassle and ditch the malware.

GET THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS!!!

What are you, some kind of socialist? But seriously, people always complain about how things are so expensive but keep buying the same overpriced trash.

They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.

UNIX used to be a thing for a long time before Linux came around. And altogether now: “Linux is just the kernel!”

Mine came ready to eat.