Is this sarcasm or not? I can’t tell.

Could be worse, my grandma paid for Avast and she was actually using the free version unknowingly.

How th fuck did he managed to not have a C drive ???

It happens. You should have just told him to go to the D: drive if its the only one

Why does she download so many duplicate functionality apps? Has she told you why?

Well if the exe was in a bottle it would be dangerous.

https://usebottles.com/ :D

other than a couple of weirdos, who is actually out there drinking raw milk?

You can actually just use the outside one to get to your destination. You don’t have to use the smaller ones in the middle if you don’t want to

Next pride month we gon’ be throwin’ the bricks

It provides easy access to search. I understand now though why you wouldn’t want it to open automatically (if you have startup programs you want to see instead).

Why wouldn’t you want the overview at startup?