Waterboarding with milk-makers

… the origin story we deserve.

I might never know why they decided to hate me … so I’m gonna level the playing field by really giving them several reasons.

Bcs you arent lucid dreaming.

But nothing is stopping you to falcon-punch that Vaporeon you keep dreaming about. Just do it.

Some speculate this might be what we were evolutionary designed/breed for & it might keep some processes (cardiovascular, liver) “young” if the preceding stress doesn’t have the contrary effect.

So, not like Gonzo-ing, but still very fun!

Skill issue.

Especially so with this one.

However there are quite some torture techniques that ‘oh fuck, you better not make me cum’ my would-be torturer shouldn’t “call my bluff” on … or should actually, idk.

It literally might - the stereo audio sensing gets more vertical data (that the brain can combine with visual data into a more fully 3D understanding of things).

It’s the same how you (I mean eg cats) move your head from side to side while judging the distances or shapes of the objects slightly further away.
Just a sensor adjustment to literally receive more data on the subject/object from various pov-s.

They wouldn’t do this for far away objects.

Vegan™, made from Soylent green.

Sold to aliens for scrap by a bankrupt country (for 10 hamburgers, which is approximately 10 hamburgers in todays hamburgers).

Exactly, now input your emojipass.

Y’all don’t cli with emojis???

Responsible scientists terminate their cruel experiment once it’s not needed anymore.

… well, not that realistic, but dreaming is nice.

… how are those two big tech?
By what measure?

his position on pineapple

He goes on the pineapple, spiky part first - the needle-like pokes feel great on the ol’ pizzaballs

… have you read about any previous popes?

It’s only financial greed/dragon-like hoarding that prevents them from amassing a giant army.

A low level floppy dick, that’s me!

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And even her fewer for the neatness and elegance of efficiency.