Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

Can confirm, don’t do anything special to my hair, look like a Maybelline commercial

Eh I think Republicans just weren’t huggedr enough as children. Only half a joke

I 100% understand your wife. I’m not that bad, but it’s a consequence of being told you have to be perfect or you failed growing up, at least for me. If something doesn’t go right the first time I still get that mini freeze “error encountered on line 1 please reboot” that my parents unintentionally instilled in me.

Sneaky feathery bastards know how many licks to get to the centre of a tootsie pop, don’t let your guard down