Real life isn’t a Peritian comic

Why rely on symlinks when you can just find it

find -iname -type d - *wine /

I understand sir. Clearly you’re losing millions of dollars in revenue on the site that you barely pay us anything for as it’s our smallest most discounted plan. I can see the site has only recorded a few hundred hits per month mostly bot crawlers. It is clear to me this is a matter of life and death requiring my full attention and bandwidth of thought. Indeed a fool. I would be if I did not escalate you directly to my boss’s boss’s boss to get you the best service possible for your DNS issue.

Cx. Urgently please do the needful. Website broken to fix. Urgent please

Me. Really the website? Which one? on which server? What was the error?

Cx domain.tld.cc

Me sir that’s a dns error you let your domain registration lapse and now you have no dns

Cx fix now

Me …

Yeah original but I’m not good enough to actually write long form

Wouldn’t be feasible if your average infantry man is able to target and blast through solid cover at 1.5 mi

Now imagine what dedicated anti-air tech this timeline that I’ve imagined would have

The year is 2237, I sling my Browning over my shoulders the harness and my servos stabilizing my aim from the hip and distributing the weight while countering most recoil. My eagle sweeps high overhead marking targets for my HUD overlaid with my target computer. My finger hovers over the trigger holding back the wave of steel wrapped around tiny vessels of explosives and copper. I let rip a burst of fire into the concrete wall 1.5 miles to the East and watch the casaba rounds plasma penetrate the nearest targets position with ease.

Well I guess you’re both asses then

You realize there are several root escalation zero day exploits for all versions of the Linux kernal from that time period right?

That’s not how stuxnet works. I’m not a tanky by any means. I’m an American and we had to hire a swedish operative to infiltrate their closed Gap systems and insert a rubber ducky. The problem wasn’t that the machinery came from Germany. The problem was we paid off a swedish guy to rape the software.

https://youtu.be/UtFqtA0X_hM

What? It only takes time and effort and a few hundred million dollars of non-tampered machinery.