Sounds like Al Bundy to me.

I mean they are working a double, gotta keep the buzz going

And boots with possum fur!

Also, this has happened everywhere, not just Barcelona.

Hotdogs/brats with cheese in them are in the same category.

It’s not the people who are chill and out of the way, it’s the 80 year old dude who forces his way in front of you, who is totally not ready to get moving, looking for his stuff while in the aisle, can’t get his luggage down by himself and walks slower than hell.

Yes it’s insane. I was on a flight recently, we got in 15 minutes early and the flight attendant came over the PA asking to let people with tight connections off first. I was bewildered, we’re 15 minutes early, just deplane like normal. I didn’t have a connection, but I do have things in my life I need to attend to.

I don’t want to read this manual of a post, it’s too long! What’s RTFM?

This is too much to read, what is RTFM?

Yea, but those 336 hour weekends though…

And here I am, wanting to hear it in a “straight” person’s voice.

Also,

Tech support: try turning it off and back on

That dad fucks

I mean, if they lose a couple would they even notice at this point?

Best thing that could have ever happened to you. If you won it ‘big’ you’d have ended up losing way more than 300 bucks. A moderately priced lesson.

Try with cayenne, it’s amazing.

Look at this guy, only one clock. I keep two analog clocks in each room, the AM 12-11, and PM 12-11. The way it was meant to be.

No, Beard is the one without the beard.

The dreams I’m unaliving

Yea pretty fucked up.