Cheese in a can sandwich

Just don’t tell her that it’s her “not okay” kindle. Slap a different case on it and she’d never know.

Many of life’s problems can be solved by a web of lies.

Sounds like you can give your mom’s “not okay” kindle to your sister and give your really old one to your mom.

If so, Mel Brooks did the world a great service.

Does it help to know that the “x” is pronounced like “sh”?

No, there’s even art in Alex Jones. Remember bad art exists and is still art.

We’ll all have to adjust to eating land bugs soon enough. Those of us who enjoy ocean bugs have a small headstart.

I was busting my ass to feed ungrateful drunks until 4 AM.