Logic checks out.

I’m going with “infinite” ways, assuming the 3.5mm jack is a perfect circle.

Another option is to run a Powershell command like this:

while ($true) { [System.Windows.Forms.SendKeys]::SendWait(“{F15}”) Start-Sleep -Seconds 300 }

Not only does it keep your Teams status Active, it also prevents the screensaver from kicking in. This causes some wonky stuff in Citrix apps, so be sure to stop the command before you launch anything Citrix-related.

Jesus H. Christ, I thought this coffee was satire. I need some eyebleach.

The first time I saw this meme, it took me at least 10 minutes to get the joke.

Send this over to Reddit; they’ll have it figured out within an hour.