Depends. If some higher dimensional beings are running the simulation, neither. Its government software.

I used to think I was an idiot, that everyone around me knew what they were doing and I didn’t.

Later I joined the work force and I now I kind of wish I was an idiot because no one seems to know what they’re doing and that is existentially dreadful.

No one is making an art piece every meal.

My distaste for Apple products largely stems from their lack of video games. And price tags. And interface. And their users (except CGP Grey, I forgive him).

Charlie is a simple creature.

I’d skip the gardening but the rest would be fine assuming I’m in (a) stable romantic/sexual relationship(s) already in addendum. That isn’t to say I don’t enjoy socializing intrinsically but yeah TBH looking for some love is basically the main reason I leave the house outside of work. And you can’t do that before 9:30pm.

They do this because [even nice and intelligent] women are human horny, and do the very human horny thing of making mistakes and regretting them.

Bad/terrible people can be hot. In fact, often when people are hot they feel more free to be their natural asshole selves because they can get away with it more. This applies to both men and women in all directions.

In fact, some people want their partner to be mean to them, its more often hetero women who like that. If a guy can be mean and get away with it, that implies they’re hot shit, extremely confident, rich, and/or powerful. Those are attractive features in a guy.

There are also hetero men who want women to be mean to them, especially in the bedroom.