There are zero units of human in these friend groups

The bible of my people

RF engineer here, living the life of magic in the air and space!

It’s not that I’m not appreciative, it’s just that a 40+ year old man like myself can handle only so many Julia Quinn, Emma Chase, and Tessa Dare books

I would just fall asleep

The toilet paper is loaded backwards

Anyone else have a redneck family that started dropping off endless truckloads of random used books from various flea markets at your home the very moment they found out that you like to read?

Nearly 17 Holocausts

That is nearly 114,250 9/11’s worth of dumb people

I think that’s just one way of saying they’re not prints worth stealing

It’s only a matter of time Qantas, you’re flying Boeings

Czech it out!

Door feels hot, probably a fire on the other side

Better just stay home today

I spent so much time working with Solaris, in a weird way I kinda miss it

that boulder

… and so on

I just put it back in the box when I’m done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

I am implying that losing a world war and subsequent occupation to English speaking nations has a residual lasting effect

Likewise had it gone the other way there would certainly be more Americans with German as a second language

Education isn’t particularly relevant in this situation

Even my tiny rural American school offered French, German, and Spanish

If they choose,. most choose to learn Spanish or French since those are the languages we are likely to encounter on either border. Very few Americans speak German because how infrequently we encounter anyone who does here.

Though, even more choose not to learn a foreign language at all