What’s that bottle in the top left?

The floor and wall textures alone scream “this is NOT Skyrim!” but some asian MMORPG. FF14? Black Desert?

Arch - the insufferable know-it-all that refuses communication except by written notes, mostly so the answer can be “read note XYZ”. Should be bullied more often

Debian - The teacher. Most of the students get what is taught. Is always lagging behind what the students are doing, but doesn’t care.

Slitaz - The orphan weirdo that survives off trash. Has no clue how anything more recent than a flip phone works

Windows would always wake from hibernation/suspension by itself after 2 or 3 hours. Truly a feature, not a bug

It seems anything that isn’t the Unix way of doing things can be questioned.

I think Unix is the thing that indirectly gets questioned most often, because everyone wants to be on the “right” side of how to unix things (see latest rust in kernel for a very recent example). When I think about it, unix alone feels like a recurring xkcd standards comic

And, the next ultra-big step: How would a non-techie figure this shit out?

They wouldn’t, because the people calling the shots in the tech world create UX with a focus on it sucking for everyone

Their rule was so administratively superior that they did not need to have any physical records of anything they did, thus baffling archaeologists, accountants and managers worldwide

gimp 3.0 still at release candidate, tho. Isn’t that like advanced beta?

Florida man found unconscious after trying to bite the bacon off a live hog

Florida man has been found with several injuries on his thighs, leading investigators to believe the hog was after his ham

tfw you play Victoria 3 but it doesn’t have a “swiss retirement fund” like Tropico

Can’t you assassinate them instead? Success and failure both greatly reduce relations to boot

Please don’t remind me 😢 😭

Mech enthusiasts: listen here, you little shit

… Get out of my way! 🔫 🗳

I know it’s true because I was there. I was the hiking trial

Judging by the in-game screenshots with huge on screen buttons, it seems MS’s lack of quality control is somehow even worse than Google’s, as the game is not on the play store.

The game is “real”, but everything is pretty blatantly done with AI, even the game description

EDIT: Seems that MS took it down, lol

Or witnessed one or two escapes

B-52 are crabs confirmed