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Barking Feral Goat.

If two brothers (step or otherwise) of legal age consentually wanna fuck, what’s the problem? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t need to punch hard in my dreams if I dream that I have a BFG.

Reverse Furry. You are a real anthropomorphic animal, but you wish you were human.

Bing Crosby blowing bubbles from a pipe: “Did you know you can use oranges in a sock to beat your children without leaving bruises?”

🎵Oh my God, you’re so wrong.

It was Earth, all along.🎵

If they somehow find a third option anyway, that just mean’s they’re a furry.

No wonder when given the option, I have male heads on female bodies…

I generally try and make my characters look like me (or my fursona if they have furry character options). The only exceptions are, Fallout 2, Demon Souls, and a lot of shooters because there are mechanical differences. Fallout 2 has special dialogue for women and makes saving Vic easy as fuck, Demon Souls has armors that are specific to gender, and female characters in shooters often tend to be smaller and thus harder to shoot.

So I guess I am gender fluid, but only if I gain an advantage when changing genders.

We had hadokens before Morrowind, let alone Skyrim, when I was a kid. Street Fighter was pretty popular.

Dope Fish Lives!

As someone who knows how to manage the power and update settings in Windows to prevent this from happening, I am learning that Linux users may not understand how to actually configure Windows to their liking. Which is wild to me.

Trojan Matroska doll. Layer after layer is removed revealing more dolls, until the very last one which contains a single dead enemy soldier. They didn’t have room for more, and forgot to put breathing holes in the dolls.

STOOL

Her ex was always putting walls up behind him. Very emotionally closed off.

Fr. I can’t sleep to this. The drums are too much.

It’s got supersayan technology!

This is the Legend of the Hidden Temple (of Meat)!

What the heck is that giant vault for if they ain’t got comically large sacks of money and so many coins, they cause an avalanche when opening the door?

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If I cared about that I might not like garlic bread. I’m already fat. What’s it gonna do? Make me fatter? Pfft. Yeah right.