…I have no idea what this is referencing. Duckduckgo?

I think he paints half his face and talks in a scottish accient about slaves. Pretty sure Jesus was a Scottish slave.

All they did was unplug it, and plug it back in.

Based on this picture, I’m pretty sure I want to be before linux…

Wha…oh my god. How have I never realized this???

Now if you’l excuse me, I have to make a collect call to my parents. My name is Bob Adababyitzaboi.

“You know, the house next to the one that has that little cunt kid. You know the one. Always leaving his bike on the lawn, and being a real disrespectful little shit if you try to explain it’s gonna get stolen in THIS neighborhood. The house next to that. The white one, not the blue one on the other side.”

Mailman: “Oh. Yeah. I DO know that little fucker. Damn near tripped over his bike when it was covered in snow, and I didn’t know it was there.”

You give him the finger, he reaches down, pulls up his leg, and gives you the middle toe.