Nah I was doing some virtualization troubleshooting and had to make some changes to grub. Luckily I had backups, but as a serial tinkerer I break stuff pretty often. Also fucked up my fstab when trying to automount drives, though that was an easy fix. I never claimed to be a clever man

Linux users when their computer won’t boot because they fucked up their grub config again: (Totally not me)

I do this except via text so management can’t find the messages