Why are my eyes leaking?

That’s where I entered the fediverse. I was there when the question about not pooping for an extended time was asked. Good times. Sad to see kbin is no more.

Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, “I’m going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!” because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.

Guy opens a-bag-of-doritos to show everybody.

ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!?