Mister Neon

I’m having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my “vibe”.

Makes sense. I wouldn’t want me around either.

I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don’t want to be a jerk.

Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?

I’m tired of living through “interesting times”.

Yes! Please help!

I don’t do social media outside of Lemmy so I can’t understand why Facebook and Twitter destroyed the minds of my countrymen.

I wouldn’t mind immigrating, but what country will take a mid level front end developer in his 40’s?

I’m from Texas; I like Mexico and Canada. Why would I want to start shit with the neighbors?

Why are we allowing a yankee carpetbagger to change the name? I don’t remember having a vote.

You sip wine and Pabst Blue Ribbon is in a hidden area.

I played it. When you switch to your hand and click on the art pieces it brings up an opaque dark background. This displays a slightly higher res scan of the item, some information about the piece, and a link to information about the art (I think they all goto The Met).

That’s not cheese, that’s a threat!

Doom in an art gallery resonates with me on a spiritual level.