not true at all. missing a big one. you get to start doing drugs! that’s the #1 best thing about adulthood. no more mom and dad telling me not to hog the crackpipe

don’t know the poem either? looks like they’re coming for you too

your terminal turns into the 4th of july with all the file paths it echoes

if you want a real trip, run ls -lSd

only the meme remains in memory. the context could’ve been any damn thing

i won’t let my dream memes be meme dreams

my dick tastes NaCl-y