I’m sure he enjoys the trombone.

Literally I own only Scooby doo boot cut socks and tye-dyed ankle cut.

Have you met society? Society is a petty bitch!

No wonder it wants my screen bright.

Frankly there’s really a lot of over thinking going on in this thread. A good toss with a molotov still solves 90% of problems.

Light weight means aluminum and aluminum, probably keep some galium on hand for debuff.

Because they are so awesome!

Meep meep motherfucker.

I choose to believe my ancestors look on me in envy and take pride in their lineage.

What is this toxic marriage boomer bullshit?

For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.

I always just call the bluff. Offer them the receipt before they ask and they’re totally ok with you walking off with half the items unbought.

This is actually a great way to practice improvisation as a general skill. When you start looking at it, most foods are basically different variations of each other. If you break it down to what it brings to a dish, you end up with some incredibly weird combinations that actually aren’t bad at all. Once you’re good at it in the kitchen you’ll find yourself applying it to everything.

You can substitute potato in stews with apples and cornstarch to get the exact same texture but a light botanical taste that complements chicken herbs very well.

Who do you think is holding the camera, bigfoot?

Bloodhound Gang are such a weird thing to me. Their general vibe says these are a bunch of frat boys that got way too popular but if you actually look at the lyrics of most of their songs, they’re layered better than some baklava. I can’t think of any oust band that can fit two pop culture references, a double entendre, and a straightforward statement into one sentence and have it seamlessly rhyme.

Quick, someone link them the kidz bop version before they grow up to be perverts!

The Nazi memorabilia was from their time killing Nazis and they remembered how great it was to kill Nazis. The few that were Nazis hid or because the others really wanted to kill Nazis again.

My microwave predates digital timers on microwaves. Never saw the point of a microwave knowing the time of day.

Well of course, half the nation would get together to spring Luigi, but no one’s gonna come for a Nazi fuck face.

This is a relic of my time and I appreciate that it lives on.