I say this to my spouse at least once a week. She’s the first person that genuinely likes when I info dump about my dumb interests and I love her so much for it.

I hate this so much in the 3d printing world. I want it to graph from the angle I’m watching it, not from the angle the nozzle is.

I want this on my house to keep the meth heads off my lawn.

Literally on my top 3 reasons to have a Costco membership. Anyone looking out for my dog prices is a friend of mine.

For a brief moment during covid there was an edit that put masks on everyone and that made my year.

I’m sure he enjoys the trombone.

Literally I own only Scooby doo boot cut socks and tye-dyed ankle cut.

Have you met society? Society is a petty bitch!

No wonder it wants my screen bright.

Frankly there’s really a lot of over thinking going on in this thread. A good toss with a molotov still solves 90% of problems.

Light weight means aluminum and aluminum, probably keep some galium on hand for debuff.

Because they are so awesome!

Meep meep motherfucker.

I choose to believe my ancestors look on me in envy and take pride in their lineage.

What is this toxic marriage boomer bullshit?

For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.

I always just call the bluff. Offer them the receipt before they ask and they’re totally ok with you walking off with half the items unbought.

This is actually a great way to practice improvisation as a general skill. When you start looking at it, most foods are basically different variations of each other. If you break it down to what it brings to a dish, you end up with some incredibly weird combinations that actually aren’t bad at all. Once you’re good at it in the kitchen you’ll find yourself applying it to everything.

You can substitute potato in stews with apples and cornstarch to get the exact same texture but a light botanical taste that complements chicken herbs very well.

Who do you think is holding the camera, bigfoot?

Bloodhound Gang are such a weird thing to me. Their general vibe says these are a bunch of frat boys that got way too popular but if you actually look at the lyrics of most of their songs, they’re layered better than some baklava. I can’t think of any oust band that can fit two pop culture references, a double entendre, and a straightforward statement into one sentence and have it seamlessly rhyme.