Meep meep motherfucker.

I choose to believe my ancestors look on me in envy and take pride in their lineage.

What is this toxic marriage boomer bullshit?

For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.

I always just call the bluff. Offer them the receipt before they ask and they’re totally ok with you walking off with half the items unbought.

This is actually a great way to practice improvisation as a general skill. When you start looking at it, most foods are basically different variations of each other. If you break it down to what it brings to a dish, you end up with some incredibly weird combinations that actually aren’t bad at all. Once you’re good at it in the kitchen you’ll find yourself applying it to everything.

You can substitute potato in stews with apples and cornstarch to get the exact same texture but a light botanical taste that complements chicken herbs very well.

Who do you think is holding the camera, bigfoot?

Bloodhound Gang are such a weird thing to me. Their general vibe says these are a bunch of frat boys that got way too popular but if you actually look at the lyrics of most of their songs, they’re layered better than some baklava. I can’t think of any oust band that can fit two pop culture references, a double entendre, and a straightforward statement into one sentence and have it seamlessly rhyme.

Quick, someone link them the kidz bop version before they grow up to be perverts!

The Nazi memorabilia was from their time killing Nazis and they remembered how great it was to kill Nazis. The few that were Nazis hid or because the others really wanted to kill Nazis again.

My microwave predates digital timers on microwaves. Never saw the point of a microwave knowing the time of day.

Well of course, half the nation would get together to spring Luigi, but no one’s gonna come for a Nazi fuck face.

This is a relic of my time and I appreciate that it lives on.

Was this written by oglaf?

I actually just recently did this after a misplaced magnet nearly took away my digital media collection. Turns out a Plex server is stupidly easy to set up and you can stream it everywhere you can watch Netflix.

Just to add, once you have your own server, you can share your library with up to 100 friends on Plex. Just become your own streaming service for basically free.

I’m mad that the knuckles don’t say honk.

Link to the warframe one?

I love how this comment sounds like an even more stoned translation of the first one.

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they’re not willing to fill me in.

Ebooks for my dyslexia, when you’re so chaotic you circle back around to lawful.