My ex was always fascinated with how soft my hair was compared to hers and generally in good condition. She refused to believe I didn’t use any product as from an all in one shampoo.
Meanwhile, she dyed her hair once a month and had an entire shelf of different products that were supposed to give her volume, bounce and spring while enhancing the color. Some days I swear her hair smelt like spray paint and felt like sand paper.
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Every woman in my extended family is like this save for one of my aunts. The rest of them can’t understand why I and most of the guys in the family do not want to go shopping with for anything. To them grocery shopping is supposed to take up to two hours, a milk run at least 30 minutes and even just running in quick for a drink or quick lunch is a 20 in minute affair. My sister-in-law acts like it’s an act of black magic I can go to the store, get several bags of groceries and return in under an hour including the drive.
I will never understand how people can think standing around in lines or idly browsing items you have no interest or intention of buying is a good use of their time.
We never understood why one of the local convenience stores advertised this little arm bands that had a pouch built in roughly the size of a wallet. Then we learned the local uni had a big naked run enthusiast community and they regularly invited us you guys from the military base every year they did it.
Mostly people went barefoot but some had on slip ons. Vast majority of people had those arm bands though with an mp3 player or their phone shoved into the pouch, some girls wore sports bras, and some others had what I can only describe as a phanny pack across their middle. My group all wore the arm bands and camelbaks. Good times, would probably kill me to try that again.
My only regret is my bladder isn’t big enough to soak everything in that room with piss.
Did an AI try to recreate this image?
The people of New Zealand unsure what kind of pandemic is spreading across the world.
Or free if you do it in the military like I did
I keep a list on my phone, and laugh at my cousin’s roommate for being a mad genius who will straight up text a pic of the fridge and pantry when my cousin goes out to buy groceries. Like it seems unnecessary but also just clever if someone asks what’s missing from the fridge at the store. See for yourself! Also get me a bag of twizzlers.