Replace the steamdeck with a SBC handheld and this is me.

This just shows that personal automobiles are bullshit. A bicycle has not changed fundamentally in over 100 years, meanwhile cars are constantly changing for no discernable reason.

Spongebob would be a perfect bottom piggy at an orgy, he is absorbent and has many holes to fill 🥵.

Lutris + GoG.

Image is missing cooking cream and basil.

Watches the Max Headroom TV show for the umpteenth time

I vacationed in Venice last year and I had to wade my way through rivers of people, so I can understand the sentiment.

I don’t care about spinoff X on IPTV service Y.

Linux will never become relevant on the desktop until its has better spyware support.

“But I am more than happy to root around the registry and make changes to obscure variables that will be reverted in the next update”

“No, you don’t understand, Linux is not desktop ready, I know that because I installed Fedora back in 2008 and it was kinda wonky.”

I had one back in the 90s and used it to record a fart and play it back, to the amusement of my friends.

A diss from beyond the grave, this is some top notch stuff.

You don’t even have to install it to try it out, just boot from USB into live mode.

I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

Top day is bottom day as well

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

God, the “PC master race” hype is just pathetic now. Spend your life savings so you can play a 10 year old console port that runs like dogshit.

At least you have Steam sales so you can buy games that you won’t play.

I endure Windows on my work computer because it’s not my computer. I also don’t like when people complain about solvable problems and contribute time and money to a company that should have been forcibly liquidated in the late 90’s.

tl:dr use Linux or I will crawl into your bedroom and suck your toes while you’re asleep.

Because electric blankets are too simple and practical I guess