This is a shitpost worthy of the Gods.

Misanthropy is an understandable sentiment, but succumbing to it robs you of the agency to make the world a better place.

Raises hand I might be some people 🥺

Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

Same, except I just use vanilla Ubuntu. It’s no longer the early '00s, you don’t have to tinker with configs on off the shelf hardware.

Can you imagine being in control of your hardware? With Linux you can.

Sir this is not a good place to advertise your brothel

Just about every dairy product (butter, cheese, whey, buttermilk) was made as a way to keep milk safe for consumption. Rejecting pasteurization, which is just slightly warming up milk is incredibly obtuse and reeks of deliberate ignorance

It reminds me of conspiracy charts that gets posted on Facebook by your aunt.

Its name is dangerously close to fsck. Can you fuck fsck?

Fuck me, I will do what you tell me 💕

On a somewhat related note, I’ve found out yesterday that CorelDraw is still being actively developed and that you have a web version with a 16 day free trial.

If you worship a cosmic tyrant don’t be upset if some people balk at the idea.

Create a blank GF out of thin air? Sure, if you say so.

Knowing someone biblically is a well known euphemism, what are you talking about?

Known Biblically

I never see anything useful from these alpha types - they don’t post about what they’ve made, how they solved a problem, what new things they have learned, nothing. Just self-aggrandisement and shitting on people they deem lesser.

Do what Apple did - take the BSD kernel and build the userland on top of it. NT is fucked beyond repair, let it die.

There’s actually an IRL version called a Bilikum, or friendship jugs.

Technically difficult thing is technically difficult, let’s blame John Linux for not making a big red “host server” button.