SeductiveTortoise

I went eating at an Italian restaurant in, I don’t know, somewhere in the Highlands, and I haven’t been aware that it was run by Scottish people, including the kitchen. Our trip had many highlights and was really cool all in all, but that food has to be the deepest trench we had to pass through.

Lemme have a seizure real quick

So, are you trying to say it’s the year of the Linux desktop?

I ordered new shoes last week, same size as always of course. They’re at least two sizes too large. WTF?

Is this the new “model why”?

What about a solid gold diving suit? I would even push him in.

How about happy?

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

CAN YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS WRITE A LITTLE BIGGER?

MOOOOORE!!!

Must be a typo, I bet they meant 90 minutes an hour.