That’s an even better line. Very nice

i totally believe you…

Suck! Suck! Suck!

Where are you that has questions like these?

5 of those questions aren’t asked in the US.

Just because it’s a pun it doesn’t mean it’s a dad joke.

That’s basically a knock knock joke.
A dad joke is something said in conversations.

Communists are the vegans and linux users of the world. They can’t possibly think of anything else to do but parrot the same ads every chance they get. It’s pretty funny and ironic.

If you don’t think people should have a car if they’re poor, you’re very ignorant.

And you saying capitalism every other sentence just makes me believe you’re a troll. Give it a rest.

No i did not “answer your question”, because you’re hypocrisy was what I highlighted.

I could care less about what you think, buddy. You’re not clever or smart. For the record.

Not trying to be mean or snarky, but if car trouble is enough to put your “good financial position” in jeopardy…

While I anticipated snark and/or sarcasm as a response, I feel that it’s totally unwarranted. I’m of the opinion that the amount of money I make is irrelevant here,

Uh huh

Takes a certain amount of ignorance to think everyone is in the same position financially like you do

You can be poor af and still have a car. You can be rich af and not have one. Money is not the sole factor in owning a car.

Yes. Because everyone makes the same amount of money you do…

I don’t even have a car and Im scared now

I’ve been there twice. It’s a good hookup. Not a good relationship.

Yup yup

:(

That’s true. I just can’t imagine the IRS will be able to function enough to process returns.

I wouldn’t even bother. File next year, or four years from now.

Lmao this was my first thought. Irish goodbye. Peace.

Number of people here asking for serious reality from a drawn comic is way too high.

I knew it! It’s real!