My guy thinks meme means image macro

Bro wait until you hear that I bought twelve whole eggs last time I went to the grocery store.

We living big out here

I actually feel similarly but I don’t omit them, I substitute shallots instead which I find have a more complex but vastly less aggressive flavor.

Forever the best pokemon ♥️

It’s actually a reference to a major US-based robocall scam; see my other comment.

From Knowyourmeme:

“According to an NPR interview from April 2021, phone scams about “your car’s extended warranty” started in the United States in 2007. A company called US Fidelis started a robocall campaign in 2007 that was legal but deceptive. Within the fine print of the extended warranty contract they offered was a clause that exempted US Fidelis from paying for a car’s repair in the shop. US Fidelis preyed on people who answered the robocall and signed the contract without reading all of the fine print.”

In America a “popular” (see: frequent) scam phone robocall campaign became so ubiquitous in/around 2007 that almost everyone has received the call at least once. From Knowyourmeme:

“According to an NPR interview from April 2021, phone scams about “your car’s extended warranty” started in the United States in 2007. A company called US Fidelis started a robocall campaign in 2007 that was legal but deceptive. Within the fine print of the extended warranty contract they offered was a clause that exempted US Fidelis from paying for a car’s repair in the shop. US Fidelis preyed on people who answered the robocall and signed the contract without reading all of the fine print.”

And again, merely referencing something isn’t a substitute for humor. This is still a shit meme despite the lore.

Call me the fun police, but I have never once laughed at a single extended warranty joke. To me this is the same the stupid John Cena you can’t see shit or the dumb pretend outrage about pizza toppings.

These pop culture things that have the cadence of a joke but nothing to offer beyond “hey remember this?” just feel so pointless to me.

No you disingenuous dick, the pearl clutching is because the supposed “bombed city” you referred to us by your own admission literally just chatter.

You’re being a fear-mongering charlatan.

Legitimately the stupidest comment I’ve read all week.

You understand you’re saying that the doomsday scenario here isn’t any actual doomsday, but people talking about a possible doomsday? Come on, fuck right off.

Truly this might be the single most pearl-clutcher comment on Lemmy.

Show me the bombed town. What a strange comment, as if we all didn’t clearly see what happened: one executive died.

You don’t mourn when the dragon devouring the town is slain, you celebrate.

I dunno about iPhone but for Android the loops app isn’t on the app store yet because the whole thing is still in dev. Once you get your invite email there’s a link on the site to download the APK for the app.

Yes, I’m sure this kind of conversation happens. But that’s about it. I feel confident nobody, nobody, on earth cares about Gatorade enough to organically make the meme in question. Like what kind of psychopath is putting that kind of importance on fucking Gatorade, even as a joke? This is an astroturfed corporate meme, y’all.

And that is novel but common enough to be expressed in meme? Come on.

/r/HailCorporate?

Maybe I’m the outlier, but I don’t think normal people are out here having significant conversations about Gatorade on the regular in the first place. And I sure as hell don’t believe that anyone organically genuinely gives even half a shit what anyone else calls it. Just call it “shit water” like everyone else and more on.