Meanwhile Ubisoft itself continues to pump out digital slop

They should replace dividers with mirrors so we can look at other men’s dicks while pissing

Once again

USA: “Medium tank, M4”

UK: “SHERMAN TANK”

Everybody with the “sup dawg” shit can find the highest place in your house and jump on something sharp to kill yourselves.it’s fucking old.

Xzibit tweet from 2009 when the meme began

I wonder if Xzibit is still salty about this meme and telling people to kill themselves

There used to be a very autistic guy in my college that would run up the corridors with his arms outstretched making plane noises and pretending to be a pilot talking to air traffic control.

Made a lot of people giggle but I was always impressed by his knowledge of aircraft and the terminology used by pilots. He knew his stuff.

I love spicy food but it can be brutal on the stomach.

If you are what you eat, then a cannibal is a human. Mind blown

That’s actually a good point and I hadn’t thought of that before. A bajillion streaming services would be fine if they all had the same content.

Music streaming services seems more like true competition. For the most part, they all have the same music.

This is a bit like the Playstation slogan “play has no limits”. No limits except for, well, everything

I love that she called you “homosexuals” instead of “gays”.

Your sister sounds awesome

FFFFM

Nice

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

I’m hung like shopping mall Christmas lights on the 1st of June

A smart car has two seats, a bus has 50

The problem with these scooters is that they can’t handle triangle.

Fuck you, I sold what I sold

Just spend 2 hours eating, easy

I don’t mind AI now that I’ve vastly lowered my expectations of what it can do, and am aware that “AI” isn’t actually real. An LLM might be useful in some situations where you can reasonably expect it to give a decent answer and where your task isn’t particularly important.

Problem is, most of it is forced on you and is not privacy friendly.