Pearl Harbor

I guess it’s like Pearl Harbor if you pretend you haven’t been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. And if Pearl Harbor successfully destroyed any of the 3 aircraft carrier targets (each carrying 80-90 aircraft each). And if there were no enemy combatants killed (citation needed?).

Well OBVIOUSLY you need to set HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session\Windows\Microsoft\Win10\MSWindows\CockNBalls\BSODWord to 0 then restart your computer.

Windows tries to obfuscate any useful information while Linux tries to give logs and man entries to walk the user through what went wrong.