Next comes the phase where you stop caring who these unknown celebrities even are. Get off my lawn.

Canonical patrons?

Done

Unless you’re over 60, then you had one when you were under 25.

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:: spoiler Tap for spoiler He dies from tuberculosis contracted earlier in the game. :::

I see plenty of these modern roided out status symbols on actual construction sites, probably used as commuters.

0-60 when?

And two vests?

I haven’t seen this classic in a long while…

Why drink your own alcohol when you can go to a disappointing bar and pay a 400-600% markup?

It’s a wedding kink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgOryraXwis