Is just a fancy corn dog.

Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child’s toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car…

Wow that’s a tough one!

Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

Same here. I started with mint 10 years ago, fucked around and came back to it.

Not a Dev, but I work in tech, so it does most of the things I want and can tinker with nascent projects without blowing my foot off.

Having a big delicious glass of old granddad 114 for you right now.

I don’t have but one or two. I’d rather a double of nice whiskey to sip on and chat instead of swilling a bunch of cheapshit beer. I’m not looking to get trashed, as noted the tax is heavy on that one.

The worst part about getting older is everyone cleaning up their shit.

I don’t drink coffee, too much caffeine, I don’t drink wine or liquor, its bad for you, blah blah.

Everyone sucks now, just because y’all got fucked up 6 days a week for years means I have to drink by myself now? Suck a asshole.

You can feel any way you like. That is your irrevocable right. I have neither the ability nor desire to deprive you or anyone else of it.

However if you drive a big truck with a tiny bed, you are a silly little man!

Extended bed is the only bed.

Do you think there is some dataset that says that people make poor choices due to emotional immaturity?

Maybe there is a dataset that shows the rate of unladen trucks per mile?

You won’t get it because it doesn’t exist, asking for it is an absurd notion because you know it cannot be produced.

Not like the smol pp crew is busy logging miles to the grocery store and office.

Having a tiny bed is totally OK because the people that drive these silly things dont put anything back there anyway. They even have locking hard covers on them.

These aren’t trucks, they are lifestyle accessory vehicles for people who feel the need to prove that they are a big boy.

People that work in trades, construction or other manual work drive a van or they rock an old Chevy cruze to the jobsite. Why would they waste their own money on a truck when it doesn’t make them any more money?

I get it, but what’s the difference at that point? May as well just start collecting them. Once you get enough, sell em for scrap.

Or you could just take the pin. On the odd chance one of these clowns might actually tow something, the towbar would come out when they pull away.

I think its moronic to drive something that is meant for work and is never used for it. Also, they are far heavier than cars, use more fuel, take up more space and are lethal for pedestrians in an accident.

Maybe I should walk around in a suit made of outward pointing knives because it looks cool.

This is correct. Genx plays music loud. Millenials gently insert their earbuds so they can quietly listen to soft sad music and not bother anyone.

I have add. Proper diagnosis from a doctor and everything.

I’ve had to learn how to curb impatience. It is not a permanent affliction, it is a bad habit. Patience is a virtue that can be nurtured.

I will never understand those who are afraid to face down a cashier. Is it REALLY that bad?

So many people complain about how modern society is isolating, but then go running to do stuff where they further isolate themselves.

I steal on purpose. Fuck self checkout, just more corporate greed.

Have a handful for the incels and weirdos who are too scared to face down an intimidating cashier, but leave us normal folks out of it.

Bagging groceries is a lot of kids’ first job, but now I have to do it and they dont get a chance for a low-pressure first job.

Put it in the recycle bin?

I bought a set of Allen sockets years ago as well as an adapter so I can use a drill/impact with them too.

The hell with spinning that crappy little piece of metal. Right into the bin they go.

I got a forced restart today.