Some alternatives:
Po Werwolf (lit. butt werewolf)
Bland Guardian
Alestore
Nightfish (known for their hit single Fishmaster)
Who says anything about “significant”?
“Hey man, can you pick up some Gatorade when you’re a the store?”
“Sure, which one?”
“Blue”
Is not exactly an unreasonable conversation to have.
Arch Enema