Ever fill the rice cooker with soapy water immediately after emptying it? Love when time works for me

Rinse & wipe & put it in the drawer with fully washed knives?

omg when you’re hungry you have to do dishes first?

Is it possible for the potato chips to be anywhere close to crispy?

lolllll

Memeprovement

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Yo that was an absolute joke. Were they serious with that?

Windows handled gifs fine for years then suddenly only the first frame. Seriously?!

Should’ve been 96% or something—the same as the percentage of people I hope realized the number couldn’t possibly be accurate. Make it truly absurd if it won’t be accurate!

@[email protected] might consider swapping the image with an edit or adding brackets after the title or something - know you’re just resharing fuňe meme

Can you start breathing deeply and count to ten on your fingers / quietly announce “I’m counting breaths” partway through? Maybe motion for them to join…

Perhaps with friends at least

Super simple on iOS—double hyphen!

(On the second press of the dash button, the dashes automatically joined 👆)

Top tier

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Mein specialty 🙇‍♂️ (or so I’d like to think)

Thank you kindly

Like the way you think Dharms

This?

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

Ally Bank whoop! Online only bank. Used to be unlimited free ATM withdrawals, now $10/mo reimbursed. Plenty for most!

You & @[email protected] — thank you, very nice!

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