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  • I think you’re trying to explain to me what zero means while I’m trying to explain that it’s not where numbers numbers start of from. It’s where array offsets start (but making humans make that distinction instead of compilers is on obvious own goal for language designers who weren’t intending to make off by one errors more frequent). It’s where set theory starts, but it’s absolutely not where counting starts, and number starts with counting. It’s not a natural number.




  • Natural numbers include zero

    Only if you’re French or a computer scientist or something! No one else counts from zero.

    There’s nothing natural about zero. The famously organized and inventive Roman Empire did fine without it and it wasn’t a popular concept in Europe until the early thirteenth century.

    If zero were natural like 1, 2, 3, 4, then all cultures would have counted from zero, but they absolutely did not.


  • Conservatives:

    What is this woke mind virus? Up to yesterday I thought I was a man, then boom, I read something on social media and now I’m worried that I might identify as having no plans to purchase a new vehicle! My wife is still sleeping but I don’t know how she’s going to react if I share these feelings with her.

    Hey, I just realised that there’s already a word for mind virus, and it is MEME!

    I’d better confiscate my kid’s phones immediately. Man, they’re going to be pissed. I mean, person who has no plans to purchase a vehicle, they’re going to be pissed. Wait, THEY have no plans to purchase a vehicle! Neither does my wife! My whole family! I’d better vote for the most insane right winger who promises to ban the Internet!









  • So the fifth person to arrive moves to the centre of the tetrahedron and shifts roughly 1.299m into the past or future.

    I have a few questions.

    1. How do you attain time offset?
    2. Doesn’t that make conversation difficult?
    3. What even is the fifth dimension?
    4. How do you convert a distance in metres into a distance in time? You would surely then have a universal m/s? Oh, wait, there is a universal speed, it’s the speed of light, which means 1.299m is equivalent to about 4.3 billionths of a second, which is considerably less impressive for question 1 and just not at all problematic for question 2.
    5. If you’re using very fast motion for your time offset, doesn’t that make conversation even more difficult? How fast would you need to be going to dilate time for a few billionths of a second? Doesn’t Heisenberg uncertainty start to have an impact here? How can you be sure you got it right?