…it can be

casually pushes a $1 bill forward…eh?

Okay, I’m IBM Aptiva old.

N

PugJesus was lost in an unfortunate hunting accident.

…I’m older.

…Oregon Trail older, motherfucker.

I’ve installed Mint and Ubuntu before (over a decade ago), and would manage. I remember having a lot of issues with drivers back then. I’d also be putting it on an HP Spectre x360, and I hear there are some difficulties booting linux because of a firmware issue.

Every other Windows distro is okay, since XP. XP ->7 ->10. I’m holding out for 12 because 11 blows, but…Linux looks more attractive every day.

Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

Me: you could install more RAM.

FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

Me: …no, it’s hardware…you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

…I was fired a week later because she “felt threatened”. Lol.

I mean, I’m a moron, but I know the basics are: nuclear reaction creates heat, boils water into steam, steam turns turbine, turbine spins magnet inside copper coil. Magic! I still don’t understand some lightswitches though…especially the kind that require an app. I’m not downloading an app to turn on a light in my house.

…Ubuntu?